Smoked to the Bone

This turned out to be the last year for this event. It was as disappointing as the previous years, fraught with bad math, reclaimed prizes, unnecessary disqualifications and unhelpful staff. We had to hand in our trophy (which consisted of a dollar store pig hot-glued to a piece of wood) after it was revealed that they miscounted the scores yet again. 3 out of 4 years this happened to us.

But my family had fun helping me win People's Choice Pork!